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Morlock: "Take her to the arena."
Raczar: "She's nearly dead. What good is she to us?"
Morlock: "Do what I say. I have plans for her."
Raczar: "Take her."

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Xena: "Varia!"
Varia: "Xena!"

[Xena finds Varia tied atop a tall Lincoln Log tower. She tosses her trusty chakram at the ties that bind Varia, but Prince Morlock's trusty triangular flying thingy intercepts and the chakram embeds itself in a log.]

Morlock: "Face to face at last. What's the matter, Xena? Don't like seeing your friend up there? Why don't you go get her?"
Xena: "Why don't you come and get some of this!" … [opens up a big ole can of whoop-ass]

Morlock: "Know what I like about swords? When I kill you, I get to see the look in your eyes."

Morlock: "Ooh, I nicked you." Xena: "Where'd you get that -- shaving?" Morlock: "No one ever drew my blood before." Xena: "There's plenty more where that came from."

[Xena and Morlock play Jenga on the big Lincoln Log tower. Xena nearly loses and has to replace the missing supports with her own back.]

Morlock: "I'll enjoy making your friend beg for mercy, but even more fun, I get to watch you die." Varia: "You're the one that's gonna die."

[Using her many skills, Xena manages to steady the tower and hop up to the top. Morlock momentarily disappears to regroup.]

Varia: "Xena."
Xena: "You alright?"
Varia: "Yeah."
Xena: "Good." … [unties her friend]

Xena: "Okay, Varia, take off."
Varia: "Not until he's dead."
Xena: "Varia, don't fight me on this one, not this time."

Morlock: "Your skills match mine on every level. We could do this all night long. But sooner or later, I will get the upper hand. You know why?" Xena: "Tell me." Morlock: "Because I'm enjoying this. This is the fight I have been searching for my entire life." Xena: "You're right. So why would I give it to you?"

Morlock: "You will fight me!"
Varia: "Watch it!" … [Morlock kicks a log down]
Morlock: "You will fight me!" … [he jumps down only to be skewered by the aforementioned log thanks to a certain Warrior Princess]
Xena: "You lose."

Varia: "This whole time, all I could think about was avenging Marga's death. But I'm here, he's gone. I guess that's avenged." Xena: "That's right."

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Xena: "Varia … Marga wanted you to have this." … [gives her Marga's beads] Gabrielle: "She chose you as her rite of caste. You're the new leader of the Amazons." Varia: "I still have a lot to learn to honor Queen Marga's memory … I will always be in your debt." Xena: "You don't owe me anything." Varia: "I will make you proud, Marga."

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DISCLAIMER: Raczar mysteriously disappeared at the completion of production of this motion picture and is rumored to have been living under the guise of 'Prince Vladimar Barbeque Raczar.'

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Images courtesy of The Temple of the Chakram

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