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Gabrielle: "… unless, you knew that I would be suspicious, and so you switched the bags … I'm not close at all, huh?" |
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Xena: "Aphrodite!" |
Genia: "You were right, Xena, it was foolish of me to devote my life to some unknown god. From now on, I'm dedicating my life to Aphrodite."
Gabrielle: "That's not exactly what we had in mind."
Xena: "But we'll fix that later. Right now we've got some baggage to claim. Come on."
Genia: "So, how can I worship the goddess of love if I've never even experienced it?"
Aphrodite: "You're right, that does make you kind of a poser. Alright, pick a guy … any guy."
Genia: "Mm … [sees Frankus] … I'll take him."
Aphrodite: "Good girl, bad boy … oh, love classic." … [Aphrodite zaps the two kids with a love bolt]
Frankus: "I love you."
Genia: "And I love you."
Aphrodite: "Love at first sight, my specialty."
Frankus: "Marry me?"
Genia: "I thought you'd never ask."
Lagot: [seeing Genia and Frankus running off together] … "That man's got our virgin!"
[Xena and Gabrielle hide on a ledge in Ferragus' cave as he flies around with his new hat.]
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Xena: [with chakram in hand] … "What goes up, must come down." |
Frankus: "Father! … [entering with Genia] … I want you to meet the most wonderful girl in the world!"
Genia: "Genia."
Frankus: "Genia!"
Genia: "Oh, we're in love."
Ferragus: "Really?"
Frankus: "We're engaged."
Xena & Gabrielle: "Aphrodite."
Aphrodite: "Down if front. I can't see anything."
Xena: "What's the matter with you?"
Gabrielle: "You put a love spell on Genia."
Aphrodite: "That I did. And even as we speak, our sweet little virgin is falling madly in love with the cutest little son of a … warlord?! … Okay, just relax, you guys. Calm down. I can, uh, I can take the spell off."
Xena: "No. No, you'll throw Genia for a loop. Just follow my lead."
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Ferragus: [the doorbell rings] … "Frankus!" |
Frankus: "Genia, your parents are here."
Genia: "My parents? But, my parents are de-- "
Aphrodite: "… dedicated to making sure that you have the best wedding ever, Pookie."
Xena: "That's right."
Aphrodite: "Oh, look at these two. Like son, like father. Am I right? Aren't wedding's just the biggest drag to organize?"
Xena: "Which is why we brought along a little help."
Gabrielle: [with Texan accent] … "Belle …"
Ferragus: "Huh?"
Gabrielle: "… of Belle's Bridal Barn. 'Cause I put the `ding' in `wedding.'"
Xena: "Yes, you do, Sister."
Gabrielle: "Now, we should start by selecting the cover scheme … Corinthian white. Oh, exquisite selection. And now, about the outfits."
Genia: "Shouldn't I decide that?"
Aphrodite: "Oh, Honey, let's leave that up to the experts, shall we, Pookie?"
Xena: "Belle, why don't you fix up these two fine fellas with some new duds while we go and have that long overdue talk with Genia about her conjugals?"
Gabrielle: "Now, I see before my eyes … harem pants."
[Behind a partition, Aphrodite takes the love spell off Genia.]
Genia: "Aphrodite!
Xena: "Sh."
Genia: "Where am I?"
Xena: "You're in Ferragus' lair."
Genia: "Xena?"
Xena: "Yeah."
Genia: "What am I doing here?"
Aphrodite: "Remember? I put a spell on you to make you fall in love with his son?"
Genia: "Oh, that's right. I wanted to fully experience my goddess' power."
Xena: "Just like you wanted to kill yourself for a bloodthirsty god. Genia, you can't give up your life for every deity that comes along."
Aphrodite: "It's true, Sweet Pea. We're not all we're cracked up to be."
Genia: "Well, how am I supposed to live my life with no one to lead me?"
Xena: "You've got to stop following. Maybe you can be your own guide. Genia, haven't you ever felt happy just to be yourself?"
Genia: "Yes, these past few days with you and Gabrielle."
Xena: "Well, that's a start. Now, we're gonna get you out of here."
Aphrodite: [to Genia] … "Stay."
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Ferragus: "I don't know. It's a bit girlie." |
Xena: "So, I hear from Genia that you're in the warlord business."
Ferragus: "Uh-huh."
Xena: "That as dangerous as they say?"
Ferragus: "And then some."
Xena: "Yeah? You got any scars?"
Ferragus: "Here, this scar, guy took out my spleen!"
Xena: "Well, who needs a spleen?"
Ferragus: "There … guy got me with a short sword."
Xena: "Lucky it wasn't a long one."
Ferragus: "You want scars. Well, I'll give you scars … [takes off helmet and places it in the bag] … Got this scar given to me by Xena, the warrior princess herself!"
Xena: "Let me take a look at that … [to her entourage] … I don't remember … Have to come to the light. Oh, yeah. Why, that Xena really is something. She nearly split ya open like a coconut … [Aphrodite switches the bags] … You know what? I think I better take my little girl out of here. It doesn't do for the bride to be exposed before the big day, plenty of time for that afterwards, know what I mean?"
Gabrielle: [to Ferragus] … "Now, about my bill …"
Aphrodite: "Okay, I'm gonna put some distance between you and that warlord … [zaps Genia out of the cave and back into the marketplace] … That ought to keep her out of trouble."
Lagot: "That's her!" … [grabs Genia]
Genia: "Help! Please! Let me go!"
Zarat: "Thy will be done."
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