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"If anything happens to her while she's in your custody, you'll have me to deal with, and trust me … you ain't ready for that."

"What's the matter, God of War, you afraid of a girl?"

"You might be a mortal, Ares, but you will never be a man!"

"Well, that's the last time I let an evil demon do the decorating."

"Trust me … the more you drink, the better it looks."

"With these hands I can attain both pleasure and power for whomsoever I chose."

"Well, if the truth hurts, let me make it better."

"Eve, sweetheart, if you can't stand the heat, then get the Hell out of my kitchen!"

"Besmirch -- is that even a real word?"

"Evil … the Dark Side … it's intoxicating, isn't it?"

"Do we ever know where we're going?"

"The fact that they worship us could be influencing the welcome a bit."

"Watch who you're calling a myth."

"Everyday I wake up and I feel pumped by the knowledge that there is always someone around the next corner … someone for me to challenge, fight and conquer."

"What is this? A scumbag convention?"

"How are you at shoveling sh*t?"

"I don't care if it is a ghost. If I can kill gods, maybe I can kill ghosts, too."

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