Dr. Mattie: "I don't get it, Marco. Why are you doing this?"
Marco: "Let's just say I'm settling an old score."
Dr. Mattie: "Look, if it's about the money, you can take it. I'm through with this scam."
Marco: "I plan to."Annie: "It's a scam ... I knew I couldn't be Joxer."
Dr. Mattie: "A bomb? Why, Marco?"
Marco: "Because boiling oil is too difficult to rig in this day and age ... now, You've got about ten minutes before this thing blows your heads off. Have a nice day."Annie: "Don't worry, I'm gonna get us out of this."
Dr. Mattie: "This is a fine time to learn this reincarnation thing is for real. All this time, I think that I am running this harmless little scam, when in fact, I'm poisoning my karma ..."
Annie: "... don't worry, Harry, it won't be long ..."
Dr. Mattie: "... look, Marco taught me the hypnosis technique and I never thought I'd hurt anyone. Now, I'm responsible for getting you two blown up. This is a karmic catastrophe. I'm gonna come back as a worm ... a cockroach ... no, a TV evangelist."Harry: "Mattie, you might be able to redeem yourself. That technique of yours might be the key to getting us out of here."
Harry: "Look at us, we're tied up with a time bomb between our heads. It's like one of those ridiculous cliff-hanger act breaks on that show."
Annie: "I can't believe you're trashing Xena at a time like this."Harry: "Take us back, Mattie."
Dr. Mattie: "You really think that will help?"
Harry: "Xena got out of this type of trap all the time. There's something she wants us to learn."Dr. Mattie: "Okay, relax ..."
Annie: "... oh, not again ..."
Dr. Mattie: "... one ... two ... three ... four ... five ... six ... seven ..."
*** Xena slays the Destroyer who in turn slays Hope. -- A Family AffairDr. Mattie: "What the Hell was that about?"
Harry: "I don't know. You were Xena, right?"
Dr. Mattie: "Yes."
Harry: "Okay ... uh ... then I must have been one of the two blonds."Annie: "Would you listen to you two, who's deluded now? I didn't experience anything that time. It's a scam. But, don't worry, I'll get us outta this mess."
Harry: "Take us back, Mattie."
Dr. Mattie: "Okay ... relax ... become your breath ... one ... two ... three ... four ... five ... six ... seven ..."
Gabrielle: "Where is she?"Dr. Mattie: "That was ... um ... confusing."
Autolycus: "I don't know. Stop that."
Xena: "I'm right here."
Autolycus: "Oh, now she's back."
Xena: "Autolycus. I'm going to speak through you."Autolycus: "Yes, Gabrielle, it's me. I want you to do something. Close your eyes. Close them tightly and think of me ..."
Xena: "Gabrielle ... Gabrielle, it's me, I'm not dead ..."
Gabrielle: "... Xena ..."
Xena: "... at least not completely."
Gabrielle: "Why? Why did you leave me? There are so many things I want to say to you."
Xena: "Gabrielle, you don't have to say a word."
Gabrielle: "Xena, I can't lose you again."
Xena: "Gabrielle, I'll always be here." -- The Quest
Harry: "Yeah ... uh ... maybe I was the guy with the mustache."
Dr. Mattie: "Bosculus ... or something."
Annie: "Autolycus, and you've both lost what's left of your spongy minds."
Annie: "I'm going to take these wires that lead to the bomb and I'm going to cut them with my teeth."
Harry: "No, you're not, Annie."
Dr. Mattie: "You're going to disarm the bomb with your teeth?"
Harry: "It's dangerous."
Annie: "I'm afraid I have to, little missy."Harry: "Annie, I'm begging you."
Annie: "And Harry, I'm sick of you. It's always ‘don't do this' and ‘don't do that' and ... ouch."
Harry: "I'm sorry, Sweetheart, I couldn't let you chew on those wires."
Dr. Mattie: "No doubt who she was"Harry: "We've only got a couple of minutes left. Take us back."
Dr. Mattie: "Okay, I'll try again ... one ... two ... three ... four ... five ... six ... seven ..."
Annie: "I was Joxer."
Joxer: "I'm coming, Xena ... oof!"
Callisto: "What could you have possibly been thinking?"
Joxer: "I'm here to save my friends." -- Return of Callisto
Dr. Mattie: "I was the sidekick"
Harry: "I know who the Xena Vigilante is."
Annie: "How can you be the Xena? You can't even stay awake during the teaser."Dr. Mattie: "Have you done this before? (disarm a bomb)"
Harry: "No ... but I have many skills."Marco: "Very good. You still haven't lost it, Xena."
Harry: "And you're as evil as ever, Ares."
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