Lea: "I know Gabrielle was always a fast learner … [seeing Mack finishing up on Gabby's hair] … Oh, no! You cut her hair! I wanted her to have long hair, like classic Gabby!"
Mack: "Only in the reruns, Babe."
Mack: "That's strange."
Mack: "There's a download in here that I didn't do. Let's have a look at it … I didn't compile those images."
Alexis: "Those are all 'Evil Xena' images. Somebody must've gotten into the computer after we left. How did that happen?"
Polly: "Her life signs have elevated. Something's had an effect."
Mack: "They're gonna wake up soon. We better get them ready." … [starts buffing out a stubborn spot on Xena's breast plate]
Lea: "Yeah, but which Xena's going to wake up? The power hungry warrior motivated only by blood lust and hate?"
Alexis: [to Mack] … "I would, uh, get my hands off of her boobs."
Lea: "This is serious. If Xena's been watching that tape all night, she could've suffered deep trauma. I'm telling you, we should feed both her and Gabrielle my Gabby tapes to repair the damage."
Alexis: "Yes, the Gabrielle tapes are essential now."
Mack: "Okay, bringing up Gabrielle footage …"
Gabrielle: "Take me with you. I want so much to be like you."Polly: "Enough with the lovey-dovey crap! You're putting them back to sleep."
Xena: "And I want to be like you." -- One Against an Army
Gabrielle: "Eli, I failed my first test."
Eli: "It's hard, the way of love. It may not be right for you. But if you choose to follow it, you must do so with all your heart. You'll fail more than once. But don't give up hope. In the end, it will redeem the world."
Xena: "I'm sorry I took you so far from your truth."
Gabrielle: "Don't be sorry. Xena, do you think I could have understood the power of selfless love, if it weren't for our friendship?" -- The Way
Lea: "I actually agree with you. Even Gabrielle herself needs a sense of her mission. Download Polly's Gabrielle selection."
Mack: "Loading Gabby's action footage …"
[Gabrielle kicks some serious Roman ass in The Ides of March.]Polly: "That's more like it."
Alexis: "We need more positive input into Xena to counteract those evil images, a scene showing the consequences of her dark past. Bring up that one …"
Xena: "Some call me the Warrior Princess. Some call me murderer. Many years ago, there was a village called Cirra. It was a village just like yours, small and prosperous, full of life … until a day that my army came … until the day that I came and destroyed it. Under my orders, my men, they sacked the village, burned the houses and killed every living thing. Everything was destroyed including the soul of one young, innocent girl who will never be able to reclaim her childhood, and will never know what the Fates had planned for her if not for me." -- A Necessary EvilPolly: "I wonder if that was such a good idea. Seeing Callisto again will only make her blood boil."
Lea: "A campfire scene … we need a nice campfire scene with Gabby, like the one from Series 2, Ep. 11, just before the 2nd Act break."
Mack: "The campfire scene in that episode was in the teaser."
Polly: "It was not!"
Alexis: "Come on, guys. Could we give it a break?"
Lea: "Besides, the classic was Series 4, Episode 7, when she does that poignant little insight into her character. She's taking her boots off as she sits by the campfire--"
Mack & Polly: "She kept her boots on!"
[Absorbed in their debate, no one notices that Xena has awoken until a chakram flies around the room ricocheting off of various computer equipment. The fake chakram breaks in half as she tries to holster it. A bit more than perturbed, she stalks over to the group and places the pinch on Mack.]
Xena: "I've just shut off the flow of blood to your brain. You'll be dead in 30 seconds unless you tell me what's going on."
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