It's the ancient world meets the Poseidon Adventure. Xena, Gabrielle and Autolycus get trapped in a capsized boat. Alas, no one wears wet leather quite like Lucy. Oh yeah, conflict, moral issues, Xena saves the day, yada yada yada ...
Palm Reader: "You are going on a long voyage. I see a man on this voyage."
Xena: "Let me guess, tall, dark and handsome, right?"
Palm Reader: "As a matter of fact, he is."
Xena: "Right. C'mon, Gabrielle."
Gabrielle: "Give her a chance. See, we're not going on a voyage. We just needed some supplies. We're passing through."
Palm Reader: "Perhaps I misread."
Xena: "Perhaps ... sorry, your dinar."
Gabrielle: "Have another look ... what? What is it?"
Xena: "Alright, Gabrielle, that's enough. Come on, please."
Palm Reader: "No. There's danger, great danger ... and death."
Gabrielle: "Did you hear that? She just described every day of our lives."
Xena: "Look, your future is less in your palm than in your own two hands. It's what you make of it."
Xena: "Guess we are going on a voyage after all."
Autolycus: "Xena, what are you doing here?"
Xena: "I could ask you the same thing. Chains aren't usually your look."
Xena: "Alright, so what gives, huh? Nobody keeps the King of Thieves in chains unless he wants to be there. So why would you want to be sent ... to the mines? What's in them?"
Autolycus: "Oh, you know, the usual ... dust ... dirt ... rocks ..."
Xena: "... diamonds."
Autolycus: "Xena, if you think I would go through all the trouble of having myself caught and chained up..."
Xena: "For a chance to bag some diamonds? Yeah, call me crazy."
Autolycus: "Alright, I did it. But, can you blame me? It's like waving a red flag in front of a Minotaur."
Macon: "What in Tartarus happened?"
Xena: "The tidal wave hit us. It knocked us over completely."
Macon: "How did we right ourselves?"
Xena: "We didn't"
Xena: (to Macon) "You do that again and I won't wait for the sea. I'll kill ya myself."
Macon: "Are you crazy?! We're trapped inside a sinking ship and you're making like the Argonauts."
Why waste a few perfetly good images of a rather soggy Xena?
Macon: (to Soraya) "Well, what do you know, the bitch has bite after all."
Xena: "Let it go. Whatever you're hiding from turn around and face it."
Gabrielle: "You had me worried for a minute there."
Xena: "I'm sorry about that. I had to go back and get something."
Macon: "Why? I'm a killer. Why'd you come back? What'd you expect?"
Xena: "From you, nothing. From me, nothing less."
Gabrielle: "So what do you think of that palm reader now?"
Xena: "Well, like you said, just another average day."
DISCLAIMER: No cast or crew were singing "Tanks for the Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "strike the set" was given new meaning.