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Season 3 ...

"I love the smell of warrior sweat in the morning."

"This thing is great, and to think I've been using it all these years as a weapon."

"Well, if it's my head you want, then take it. Quite frankly, it's driving me crazy."

"I must be crazy. You're beginning to make sense."

"You expect me to trust you. I'm crazy, not stupid.

"No matter, I'm crazy and your dead."

"Gabrielle, tell him ... do the Bard thing."

"I'm going to use you as a shield, Gabrielle ... just kidding."

"Son of a Bacchae!"

"Now, go home, all of you, until you can learn to play nice."

"Rise and shine, everybody, rise and shine!"

"No. No. Yes. No. I tried that. Yes, both ways. No, I don't know. No, again. Are there any questions? Good."

"AAAUUGGGGHHHHH! Yafrigginraxinfraxincockin ...!"

"Well, we better get some rest. Today is going to be a very busy day tomorrow."

"Been there, done that, didn't work."

"Come and get me then. You half-witted toady to a third rate god, Come and Get Me!"

"What's the matter, a mere mortal giving you a problem?"

"Oh, we don't have to run for it. I'm going to slap these bitches silly."

"That's not an offer ... it's a statement of fact."

"I am the scourge that your gods sent to punish your people."

"Joxer, you can barely kill time."

"How I feel about you doesn't matter. You're the one who has to live with yourself."

"I don't accept defeat."

(after seriously kicking some Persian ass) "Go home, there are thousands more like me."

"Either you start filling in some holes, or I start making them."

"I don't play safe."

"Sorry about your soldiers, we were playing tag in the forum."

"C'mon ... come play with me."

"I like trouble."

"I've got it! I know what to do. The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the world is in our hands. We've got no choice. We're going fishing!"

"Your opinion of yourself is flying higher than my flying parchment."

"This is going to be the best day of your young lives. C'mon Gabrielle, let's get wet!"

"You can't see the fish for the lake."