Fins, Femmes and Gems
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Still between a rock and her ego
Maecenus: "Your trapped. Now give us the diamond and we'll be sure your loved ones can identify the body."
Gabrielle: "This body. Are you insane? Have you no understanding of absolute inviolate cuddliness?"
Maecenus: "Mmm? ... Guess not."
Gabrielle: "Xena! ... I don't want to break a nail."

Maecenus: "After her!"
Thug: "Up the wall?"
Maecenus: "Are you a mountain climber?"
Thug: "No."
Maecenus: "Well, then this way ..."

Gabrielle: "Joxer, you saved me."
Joxer: "Now, time for zug-zug."
Gabrielle: "Uh, no!"
Joxer: (arrow plants itself into tree where the duo are perched) "Ah, Bird Brother. Go. Fly. Tell your people of Attus the Ape Man. Bring tribute. Go. Fly."
Gabrielle: "Joxer! Swing! El swingo!"
Joxer: "Mmm, Attus not afraid. Attus King of Jungle ... (arrow narrowly misses the king's royal jewels) ... Attus renounce throne."

Maecenus: "Leave the diamond, little girl. Don't make me kill you."
Xena: "You're new around here, right? ... YAH!"

Gabrielle: "Xena, forget about Solaris! Please!"
Xena: "Never! After all this time, never!"

Gabrielle: "My dress is wrinkling."
Xena: "He's gone."
Gabrielle: "He got away, huh?"
Xena: "Yeah. But it work. Everything worked beautifully, Gabrielle, except ..."
Gabrielle: "He still got away. Now give me the diamond."

Xena: "It's beautiful."
Gabrielle: "Mmm. You were right to think that only I should wear that. Are you gonna give it to me?"
Xena: "I got an idea."

Gabrielle: "So, what are you doing?"
Xena: "I'm sending the North Star back to the Heavens before nightfall. Hopefully the power of the Mystic Diamond will help guide it home."
Gabrielle: "But it's mine!"
Xena: "Well, just think, Gabrielle, every time that people look up into the night sky and see that perfect star, they'll think of you. It'll be a symbol of your beauty for all time to come."
Gabrielle: "It is too bad that the people can't see the real thing. Guess a symbol of it will have to do. Fire away!"

Hmm, using a rare diamond for bait?  Yeah, that'd be my first choice
Gabrielle: "What are you waiting for?"
Xena: "You'll see."
Gabrielle: Xena, you're not going to use my diamond as bait, are you?"
Xena: "It's just crazy enough to work."

Gabrielle: "I think you just put a fish in the Heavens."
Xena: "I dedicate this fish to Lyceus."

Gabrielle: "Are you okay?"
Xena: "I was obsessed with fishing, wasn't I?"
Gabrielle: "Sorry, Xena, but I really don't pay that much attention to you. I have much more important things to do with my time."

Free, I say, free at last
Xena: "Gabrielle, I just realized what it was that was driving my obsession. It's not fishing. It ... It's all the unresolved business between me and my brother. I felt like I still owed him something. The minute I acknowledged it, I was out from under its spell."

Gabrielle: "I just love the way my eyes glow in the sunlight."
Xena: "Gabrielle, there's something that's bothering you that you need to get in touch with."
Gabrielle: "You're right. These boots don't work with this skirt."
Xena: "Think. There's something about yourself that you're not satisfied with."
Gabrielle: "Other than the fact that no one gives me credit for anything and everyone thinks I'm a silly sidekick ... now, I've got this headache."
Xena: "You're back to normal now."

A lot more credit?  Credit for getting us into these stupid situations
Xena: "Gabrielle, from now on I'm going to make sure you get a lot more credit for the things you do. That's a promise."
Gabrielle: "Thanks."

Xena: "Insight released us from the spell."
Gabrielle: "That's all it took?"
Xena: "Let's get outta here."

Gabrielle: "Yep, it definitely looks like a fish. But which one is the North Star?"
Xena: "The big one."

Gabrielle: "It's a good thing that you figured out all that insight stuff, Xena. Who knows how long we'd be under that spell?"

Star gazing
Xena: "The only reason I do any good at all in this world is because I do it with you. You make an important contribution everyday. I'm gonna make sure that people know that from now on."
Gabrielle: "You don't have to do that. But, it's nice to be reminded that you feel that way."

Gabrielle: "I still think you need to do something about Joxer."
Xena: "Tomorrow."

DISCLAIMER: "Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to it's original condition."

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